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World's Worst Farmer

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."Got a meeting comin' up?

Need a funny speaker?

Contact The: World's Worst Farmer


(Check out the links to clips from a live show at the bottom of this page)
(updated August 10 , 2008 )


Fill out the information request form and get a free CD!!

Are you planning a customer appreciation event or an annual meeting?
Do you need entertainment or a keynote speaker for a convention?

His main goal is to make 'em laugh! 
If you have a meeting coming up and you're looking for funny, clean entertainment, you need look no further than the World's Worst Farmer.  The World's Worst Farmer program usually runs about 40 minutes.   It is mostly humor but does deliver a message about the importance of humor in our lives.   For the most part though, it is pretty light.   "My main goal," says the World's Worst Farmer, "is to make 'em laugh!"  His show is clean.  He does not tell dirty jokes or use offensive language.
Do you want a speaker that will make them laugh...and think?
The World's Worst Farmer program does just that.  With self-deprecating humor, Lewis Baumgartner, AKA the World's Worst Farmer, brings laughter and lifts the spirits of all those in the audience.  In stressing the importance of being able to laugh at ourselves, the World's Worst Farmer says, "If I laugh at myself first,.... I've beat the neighbors to it!"
He makes you look good!

Lewis says, “One way I know my program was successful is when I see people approaching the person that hired me, smiling and saying, “Thanks for hiring this guy, we had a great time tonight!” You will feel good knowing you have provided entertainment your audience enjoyed!
The World’s Worst Farmer has been speaking professionally since 1987. During that time he has brought fun and laughter to over 1100 meetings and conventions all over the US and much of Canada. Let him bring fun and laughter to your meeting!

Booking the entertainment can be one of the easiest parts of planning your meeting
You can do it in just a few minutes!

Booking the World’s Worst Farmer is very easy. Just give him a call, send an email or fill out and submit the Information Request form provided. If you have a meeting coming up and would like to know what a World's Worst Farmer program is all about, just fill out the information request form to receive a free CD  (Be sure and include your mailing address)
Your inquiry will be answered promptly. 

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 Don’t wait until it’s too late…Book your date Now!           

It is important to get your date booked now before someone else beats you to it. “I am often asked,” says Lewis, “how much in advance someone needs to book me. That, of course, varies. I often book programs for more than a year away. But I have also booked programs with less than two weeks notice. Whenever your meeting may be, I urge you to call now. If you have a date selected and feel like you may want to book me, but need to clear it with a committee or others involved in the planning, I may be able to put a hold on your date until your meeting plans are finalized.”

Don’t put it off…call right now!

World's Worst Farmer
Lewis Baumgartrner
2180 County Rd. 230
Fulton, MO 65251
573-642-1183
573-220-1559
E-Mail: lewis@worldsworstfarmer.com


Check out these sound bites and video clips from an actual performance by the World's Worst Farmer!
Audio Clips: Not My Cattle | Seed Corn Salesman | Velcro Marbles | Is There Another Man?

Video Clips: Velcro Marbles | Not My Cattle | Alt Crops | Closing

HE'S FUNNY, HE'S CLEAN AND HE REALLY IS A FARMER!

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